New Disease Discovered!

very funny….received from my nephew-

Gonorrhea Lectim Information


The Center for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new
virulent strain of this old disease. The disease  is called Gonorrhea Lectim.
It’s pronounced “Gonna re-elect ’em,”  and it is a terrible obamanation.

The disease is contracted  through dangerous and high risk behavior
involving putting your cranium up your rectum.  Many victims contracted it in
2008 . . . but now most people, after having  been infected for the past 1-2
years, are starting to realize how destructive  this sickness is.

It’s sad because Gonorrhea  Lectim is easily cured with a new drug
just coming on the market called Votemout. You  take the first dose in 2010
and the second dose in 2012 and simply don’t  engage in such behavior again;
otherwise, it could become permanent and  eventually wipe out all life as we
know it.

Several states are already  on top of this, like Virginia and New
Jersey , and apparently now Massachusetts , with  many more seeing the
writing on the wall.

Please pass this important  message on to all those bright folk you
really care about

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