Professor Seeks God With Marine In Classroom | Quipster

Professor Seeks God With Marine In Classroom | Quipster.

God Bless Our Troops! Pass this one around! Thanks TC!

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Thank You Lance Cpl Matthew Snyder!

I always say if you like your freedom- thank a soldier and his mom. In this case it is the soldier’s dad -Albert Snyder.

For those of you who may have missed it a group of kooks from Kansas calling themselves christians led by their head loon – some idiot named Phelps- go around picketing at the funerals of fallen heroes. After this group of lunatics disrupted his son’s funeral Mr Snyder sued and won. Get the story here. The Kansas kooks naturally appealed and found some idiot bench warmer who agreed with them and wants Mr. Snyder to PAY THE LOONS! (Said judge needs to go to the lunatic asylum) Needless to say Mr. Snyder is not paying until ordered to do so by the Supreme Court which has agreed to hear the case.

Now I know lots of folks think Bill O’Reilly is a FOX News loon- however, he is doing the right thing here- he has offered to pay the bill for Mr. Phelps.

and in Tuesday’s edition of his show, “The O’Reilly Factor,” the cable host announced that he would gladly pay Snyder’s debt. “I am not going to let this injustice stand,” O’Reilly declared. “It’s obvious [the Westboro protesters] were disturbing the peace by disrupting the funeral. They should have been arrested, but our system is so screwed up … that the loons are allowed to run wild.”

Good on you Mr. O’Reilly! I agree- our system has gone insane. Why were these assholes not arrested for disturbing the peace at least?

Hey assholes from Kansas- guess who protects your freedom to assemble? Your freedom of speech? That’s right- SOLDIERS you idiots! Sorry- I refuse to print the name of their organization in my blog. If you wish to know who they are so you can write to them I am sure you can find the address on the web.

God Bless America and God Bless Lance Cpl Snyder

A Message from Our Troops

Rules
for Kickin’ Ass

Rules
for the Non-Military

Make sure you read #13

Dear Civilians, ‘We know that the current state of
affairs in our great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join
the military.

For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a
hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your
assistance:

1. The next time you
see any adults talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National
Anthem – kick their ass.

2.. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the
American Flag in protest – kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they
held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If
you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these
veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second.  Enlighten
them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then
hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. If you were never in the military, DO NOT
pretend that you were.  Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle
Fatigues, telling others that you used to be ‘Special Forces’.

Collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were
seven years old, now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass
kicked.

5. Next time you come
across an *Air Force* member, do not ask them, ‘Do you fly a jet?’ Not everyone
in the Air Force is a pilot.  Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking
(children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the *US Coast Guard*
‘non-military’, inform them of their mistake – and kick their
ass.

7. Next time Old Glory
(the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage
to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member
or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her – of course, failure to do either of
those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.


9. ‘Your mama wears combat boots’ never made sense
to me – stop saying it!  If she did, she would most likely be a vet and
therefore would kick your ass!

10. ‘Flyboy’ (*Air Force*), ‘Jarhead’ (*Marines*),
‘Grunt’ (*Army*), ‘Squid’ (*Navy*), ‘Puddle Jumpers’ (*Coast Guard*), etc., are
terms of endearment we use describing each other.  Unless you are a service
member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. Using them could get
your ass kicked..

11. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a
member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every
Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends,
please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines
and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God
for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our
Country would get it’s ass kicked.


12. ‘It’s the Veteran, not the reporter, who has
given us the freedom of the press.’

‘It’s the Veteran, not the poet, who has given us the
freedom of speech.’

‘It’s the Veteran, not the community organizer, who
gives us the freedom to demonstrate.’

‘It’s the Military who salutes the flag, who serves
beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the
protester to burn the flag.’

AND ONE MORE:

13. If you ever see anyone singing the national anthem
in Spanish – KICK THEIR ASS.

WE LIVE IN THE LAND OF THE FREE, ONLY BECAUSE OF THE
BRAVE!


IN GOD WE TRUST