What Exactly is Inside a Can of “Whoop Ass?”

Got this from my sister- wish I knew  where it came from so I could give credit. I love this kind of stuff!

What Exactly is Inside a Can of “Whoop Ass?”

Bumper-Stickers Seen On  Military Bases:

“When in Doubt, Empty The Magazine”

“Sniper — You can run, but you’ll just die tired!”

“Machine Gunners — Accuracy By Volume”

“Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.” (Can I get an AMEN!)

U.S. Army — Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club.” (ROFLMAO!)

” U.S. Air Force –Travel Agents To Allah” (this is my favorite!)

“Stop Global Whining”

“Naval Corollary: Dead Men Don’t Testify”

“The Marine Corps — When It  Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight”

“Death Smiles At Everyone — Soldiers Smile Back”

“What Do I Feel When I Kill A Terrorist?  A Little Recoil”

“Soldiers — Providing Enemies of America an Opportunity To Die For their Country Since 1775”

“Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens Them”

“Happiness Is A Belt-Fed Weapon”

“It’s God’s Job to Forgive Bin Laden — It’s Was Our Job To Arrange The Meeting”

“Artillery Brings Dignity to What  Would Otherwise Be Just A Vulgar Brawl”

“One Shot, Twelve Kills — U.S. Naval Gun Fire Support ”

“My Kid Fought In Iraq So Your Kid Can Party In College”

“A Dead Enemy Is A Peaceful Enemy — Blessed Be The Peacemakers”

“If You Can Read This, Thank A Teacher.  If You Can Read It In English, Thank A Veteran”

. . . and finally

“Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But the U.S. SOLDERS don’t have that problem.”                Ronald  Reagan


2 Responses

  1. PMM: Shoot me an e-mail regarding plans for the great Tiger Lily relay.

  2. these sayings are great

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