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Iran’s Ahmadinejad unhurt after blast near motorcade

TEHRAN (Reuters) – Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was unharmed by an attack with a homemade explosive device on his motorcade during a visit to the western city of Hamadan on Wednesday, a source in his office said.

Home made explosive device! ROFLMAO! How’s it feel asshole? Sending your crackpots out around the world to teach other maniacs how to build IEDs to use against our troops coming back at you? Instant Karma!

Al Arabiya television said an attacker had thrown a bomb at Ahmadinejad’s convoy before being detained. Dubai-based Al Arabiya cited its own sources as saying the bomb had hit a car carrying journalists and presidential staff.

Of course the chief goat fucker blames it on- guess who?

On Monday, during a speech to a conference of expatriate Iranians in Tehran, Ahmadinejad said he believed he was the target of an assassination plot by Israel. “The stupid Zionists have hired mercenaries to assassinate me,” he said.

Gee you sure about that? Could it be that your own citizens are sick and tired of living in the 6th century? Perhaps one of the brave Iranians we saw protesting back in the day decided enough is enough? Maybe the child of one of the women you have had stoned to death? Or friends of the woman you are preparing to kill? Or perhaps you staged this all and are using the blame Israel tactic to start a war of your own? You are so crazy it is just possible.

I hope it was a woman! And I hope next time she succeeds!

OOPS! Now they are denying any such thing happened! No way would anybody attack dear leader!

TEHRAN, Iran – A conservative Iranian website said President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad escaped an assassination attempt after a handmade grenade exploded near his convoy on Wednesday, but Tehran state TV denied the report.


A U.S.-Iran relations specialist, Jim Walsh with the MIT program on security studies, said that “Iran has a strong interest in trying to minimize this event, given the domestic problems following last year’s unrest over the presidential election.”

Domestic problems? Yah think????


5 Responses

  1. Homemade? The Iranian press will call it US made.

  2. This might be the start of another uprising. Will Barry ignore them again?

  3. Could it be that your own citizens are sick and tired of living in the 6th century?


    Never trust shifty beady eyes.

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