Ode to a Failing Campaign

This old man he played one, Obama’s plans have come undone-

With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man he played two, no one knows what he will do-

With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played three, buying votes does not come free,

With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played four, 527’s are in store,

With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played five, the pastor scandal just won’t die,

With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played six, Ayer’s bombs go tick-tock-tick,

With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played seven, Barack’s a Republican’s gift from Heaven,

With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played eight, can we all say “Bitter-Gate,”

With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played nine, women just won’t fall in line,

With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.

This old man, he played ten, Obama’s campaign HAS TO END!

With a knick-knack paddy whack, give a dog a bone, Send Obama slinking home!

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3 Responses

  1. Great effort.! thanks. knick-knack paddy whack!!

  2. Superb work! First rate lyrics. Much better than Kumbaya. And more appropriate.

  3. thanks for the little ditty! Thanks for commenting. We are playing caption the photo this afternoon. Hope you’ll stop by again.

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